The Canton Fair trip, Oct 13th -23th 2011 (Now extended)

[ozbilt]

At all times (whether traveling or not) .... Be aware of your surroundings & watch what is happening. Plan for the worst & hope for the best

[soc123_au]

Been doing a bit of reading on Chinese foot massage joints, Hairdressers, Kareoke bars etc. All is not as at seems by all reports.

[spooky]

Have a great trip! Don't forget

[scedd]

Have a great trip! Don't forget

What happens in China, stays in China!

[69Boss]

Been doing a bit of reading on Chinese foot massage joints, Hairdressers, Kareoke bars etc. All is not as at seems by all reports.

Too right Steve, Looks like you can't always rely on whats written on the sign outside But I'm sure the old "experienced" guy were going with will make sure we don't end up in tooooo much trouble

Barry

[soc123_au]

I think he will make sure we get into plenty of trouble. No not that foot, try the other one :-0

[donoauto]

WOW

So this is where the big boys hang out ??

[ozbilt]

WOW

So this is where the big boys hang out ??

Not this little black duck I can assure you. Even when talking millimeters it does not amount to much.... (plus for as long as I can remember it has looked at my feet.. )

[scedd]

WOW

So this is where the big boys hang out ??

Not this little black duck I can assure you. Even when talking millimeters it does not amount to much.... (plus for as long as I can remember it has looked at my feet.. )

Kerry always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?' Mrs Ozbilt looked him over.. 'Nope.

Frustrated, Kerry stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Mrs Ozbilt, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Mrs Ozbilt looked up and exclaimed, 'Kerry, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'

Furious, Kerry yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, Mrs Ozbilt?' 'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'

Without changing her expression, Mrs Ozbilt replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Kerry. Shoulda bought a hat.'

[69Boss]

I think he will make sure we get into plenty of trouble. No not that foot, try the other one :-0

You Know Steve at the end of the day after a few while getting a Footlong massage one of us is going to start singing that Rolf Harris Classic .......... I'm Jake the Peg...........

[ozbilt]

I think he will make sure we get into plenty of trouble. No not that foot, try the other one :-0

You Know Steve at the end of the day after a few while getting a Footlong massage one of us is going to start singing that Rolf Harris Classic .......... I'm Jake the Peg...........

We just might break into a rendition of "Jake the Peg" at One For The Road in DG on Friday night. That should get the evening going.....

[soc123_au]

It's going to be an interesting week that's for sure. I don't know if I'm excited or scared. Probably a bit of both.

[ozbilt]

BTW, Saturday night I have the 3 of you booked in for a Qi Gong session....

(see page 2 of this thread)

[69Boss]

Dont worry that is one Chinese word i will not forget

[MustangMedic]

so steve, hat or boots....